I am soon to be rich! I have been notified by email more then 10 times today that I have
a) Emerged as a winner under the Category "B" of the 2009 Crown Lottery International programme held on the 1st of February, 2009 in London.
b) Have the sum of 19,500,000.00 (I don't know if it's dollars or Hong Kong money here but that's a lot either way!) in a Hang Seng Bank in Hong Kong just waiting for me to claim.
c) My email just won me 600,000.00 pounds and a Toyota Camry
d) FedEx has been waiting for me to contact them regarding a package that is worth OVER $500,000.00 usd and although FedEx won't ship Cheques or Cash they will ship bank drafts (so I'm jumping on that one right away, especially since FedEx is a reputable company so this has to be true!!!)
e) I am the beneficiary to the total sum of 4,600,000.00 pounds, but I can't figure out who died and left me beneficiary and there is no mention of a name in the email I received.
f) I can get a free trial of the fabulous Acai and Green Tea Power Chews from Endless Momentum (Which i can hardly wait to try!)
So all my wonderful friends, as soon as I get all this money I'm sharing! Let's party and vacation and waste all my soon to be fortune so we can get back to our mundane lives and the real world. Who wants in?!?!?!
2 comments:
Oooh, me, pick me! Thanks for sharing the wealth, you obviously have more than enough to go around!
I totally want in - better than that, how can I get all of those emails too?!?!?! Congrats... I think.
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